Halloween Frightfest
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The first Bill and Bob special. Bill and Bob go trick-or-treating, with disastrous results.
Cast (in order of appearance): Bill, Bob, The Wrestler, Old Man
Places: Bill and Bob's House, The Wrestler's House, Old Man's House
Release Date: 31/10/06
Running Time: 2:00
[edit] Transcript
{Halloween music is heard, as the words "Bill and Bob's" flash onscreen and disappear. Then the words "HALLOWEEN FRIGHTFEST!" appear and disappear. A bolt of lighting is seen and thunder is heard, and we cut to Bill and Bob's House. Bill has a piece of paper with a ? written on it, and Bob has an fake axe in his head.}
Bob: So, Bill. What are you going dressed as?
Bill: Uh...I dunno.
Bob: Well, I'm going dressed as a guy with an axe through his head.
Bill: Cool.
{The screen fades out, and more music plays. The screen fades in again, and Bill and Bob are on someone's front porch.}
Bob: Okay, let's check out this house. {Knocks on door} Hello?
{Cut to The Wrestler, who opens the door.}
The Wrestler: {Yelling} GRAAAARGH!
{Cut to Bill and Bob}
Bill: RUN!
Bob: Couldn't have said it better myself.
{Bill and Bob run away, leaving grey dust clouds behind in the process. Cut to The Wrestler.}
The Wrestler: GRAAAARGH!
{The screen fades out, and more music plays. The screen fades in again, and Bill and Bob are on someone else's front porch.}
Bob: What about this next house?
Bill: Uh...
Bob: {Knocking on door} H-hello?
{Cut to an old man, who opened the front door.}
Old Man: Hello there, young'un. Would you like some fifty years old Valentines' Day candy?
{Cut back to Bill and Bob}
Bill: Uh, no thanks.
Bob: Yeah, we'll be, uh, going.
{Cut to old man}
Old Man: Okay, young'uns. Come back any time! {Laughs}
{Cut to Bill and Bob}
Bob: Uh, thanks.
Bill: Yeah.
{The screen fades out, and more music plays. The screen fades in again, and Bill and Bob are standing in front of someone's front door.}
Bob: Now to check out this last house.
{Bob knocks on the door, and there is no reply. He knocks a second time, still no reply.}
Bob: Why aren't they answering? {Knocks a third time}
Bill: Uh, Bob? This is our house.
Bob: Oh. What rotten luck.
{An alternative version of the ending theme plays. The screen fades out, and then in again with the words "THE END" displayed onscreen.}
